Imagine breaking tree law before paying your workers more :)

If you'd like a reference for what Tumblr looked like when I joined it and then you might understand why people are saying it's copying Twitter

snowy is not a fan

reblogging with transcript because tumblr doesnt let me format things properly:

TINTIN: Captain, are you sure you should drink that? Think about the sugar content -
HADDOCK: Oh okay, I'll take up day-drinking again instead -
TINTIN: Captain -
HADDOCK: Do you know what country we're in? Everything has #*&%! sugar in it. Bread, sauces, even that bottled water you got probably has added sugar.
HADDOCK: Lad, we went to McDonald's. We've been up for 14 hours straight and got shot at. We're not exactly making health concious decisions.
HADDOCK: I'm already pushing sixty, let me
(I couldn't caption this part as his accent got too thick for me to understand)
HADDOCK: It's gonna take more than a wee bit of sugar to take me out -
SNOWY: (growling)
HADDOCK: BLISTERING BARNACLES
HADDOCK: BLOODY HELL! SNOWY!
TINTIN: MILOU! Arrêt! Arrêt!

awesome

99pi has a really, really good episode about colma

I haven't picked up Dungeon Meshi yet, but I'm so mad on your guys's behalf the official English title is Delicious in Dungeon. Weakest and most pitiful title localization job I've ever seen, and I've lived through some shit. This is worse than Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts to me. More distracting than Case Closed. It's pathetic. Just keep it simple and call it Dungeon Cuisine. If you're married to the alliteration call it Dungeon Dining. Dungeons, Drive-Ins & Dives. Even just Delicious Dungeon or Dungeon Delicious, even Deliciousness in the Dungeon would be less stupid. Dungeon Delicacies? I'm fucking begging you. Who okayed Delicious in Dungeon? Nothing was asked of you and you delivered less than nothing.

My mom: i miss having a dog in the house :(

My overly friendly buff orpington: say less

Sometimes twitter be hitting

This is even funnier with context attached